"what if there are EXOstans on board the boat omg!!11!"

i will actually shit on your face if you don’t shut it

tagged: +rambles 
fanofmutant:

What ferry incident I hear some of you say?  This ferry incident.
At least 2 dead, 293 missing after S. Korea ferry full of students sinks
459 on board; 2 dead 164 rescued 293 missing
Please be sensitive as this does mean that South Korean entertainment items will be delayed out of respect and caution. And yes, this does include EXO’s overdose. Please be calm and remember that human life is more important than an on-time music video. http://

fanofmutant:

What ferry incident I hear some of you say?  This ferry incident.

At least 2 dead, 293 missing after S. Korea ferry full of students sinks

459 on board; 2 dead 164 rescued 293 missing

Please be sensitive as this does mean that South Korean entertainment items will be delayed out of respect and caution. And yes, this does include EXO’s overdose. Please be calm and remember that human life is more important than an on-time music video.

steffvt:

Apple designs by Hartmut Esslinger and frog design

Flip Phone, 1983

Baby Mac, 1985 

Snow White 3 / MacPhone, 1984

tagged: +wow  +coolio 

timholtorf:

thecouscousqueen:

justplainsomething:

the-thorster:

prettybluescarf:

Ten Chick Flick Cliches

Okay, but why is tumblr not talking about this???

NO BUT THIS IS BRILLIANT

I love that at no point in these scenarios were they pretending to be women.

the sliding down the wall crying part oh my god

Saving to watch later.
tagged: +love this forever 

what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-kise:

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

girlspice:

The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

emmyiskhaleesi:

"Slytherins can’t be brave," Please allow me to direct your attention to Regulus Black, and his storyline which was so conveniently left out of the movies.

poisoned-apple:

- The phantom of the Opera // Pink masquerade gown -

poisoned-apple:

- The phantom of the Opera // Pink masquerade gown -
tagged: +fashion 

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

guys remember that "ogeul ogeul" post i made a few weeks ago

if you want an example of that feeling, just watch this video

tagged: +shit  +actual shit 

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D



Track: Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
Artist: Melanie Martinez

lilfairyboy:

ofgeography:

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

tagged: +holy shit  +music 

imminentdeathsyndrome:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

Riiiiight, because we all know how fucking well facial recognition software works. Let’s try Zach Braff’s face.

How about Barack Obama?

Anonymous Mask?

Michael Myers from the Halloween series?

Grumpy Cat?

Fuckin’ solid software this shit is.

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

image

Thats the most pretentious thing I’ve ever read.

tagged: +same 
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